...I'm still wondering where the glitterball sex comes in - I can't wait to read the whole thing

Actually he's just tripped over the glitterball, trying to impress her with his Travolta-like moves to "You Should Be Dancing." That's why she's a bit hysterical... But it's the code blue that's going to be the real killer, and I've left that to my partner in crime. ;)

Hope you have a nice holiday

Thank you. :) If I don't iron anything soon we won't be taking any clothes with us, plus I'm worrying about that computer withdrawal thing!