Not true! Despite being the Queen Of Sarcasm, I can't tell you how thrilled I was to have a one-legged stripper named after me. I shall be reading it again to cheer me up about tomorrow.
I think the most flattering bit is that you think I can bend my back into so many interesting positions... ;)
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I think the most flattering bit is that you think I can bend my back into so many interesting positions... ;)