Uh huh, like I'd believe anyone in their right mind would prefer writing about a one-legged stripper than Remus and potato-less fecal matter.
Oh, wait...

As for the Gumby-like bendability, you seem like the flexible sort. ;)

Say, since you're so inspirational with names, I need one for a mouse. If you were Sirius, what would you go with? Midge (Mary, Mungo and Midge), Mary/William (The Witches, Roald Dahl) or Mr. A (Monty Python's Flying Circus)?