It wasn't my kids who expressed interest in prego Midge. I had to buy the entire Happy Family off ebay for my aunt a few years back. It wasn't a proud moment, I assure you. I requested they ship the package in plain brown wrapping with no return address.

Did the mice inspire cheesy dreams? I daresay you'd lose less favor with the husband by muttering "Dangermouse" in your sleep than, say, "Remus..." ;)