Your aunt?! Relatives are such a worry, aren't they? The tales I could tell about mine, and probably will, while disguising them as 'inspired' R/T stories. Haven't got anyone who mud wrestles - as far as I know - but you know you want to do it... ;)

I do talk in my sleep occasionally, and I do worry about the 'R' word slipping out. My one hope is he won't hear it above his own snoring.