What's taking so much time is me having to put references to house elf slash in every paragraph of the next chapter. I just had no idea this sort of sub-plot was required in an R/T fic but, apparently, it won't be recognised as a mrstater story if I don't. I know you'll understand, even if I'm trying not to. ;)

There's the potato fixation thing as well - honestly, there's barely time for the actual story with all these side issues! LOL