Dung would so be the one picked last when they were choosing teams. Snape would probably try and swap him for a satsuma, and Remus would grudgingly accept him. I can picture Mad-Eye trying to make it some kind of Constant Vigilance round - questions about how to avoid covert poisoning and the like, and everyone groaning.

Are you feeling better and can you speak again?

Er, no. Have developed quite an impressive fever, so please excuse any delusional ramblings. Currently I'm at more of a breathy croak voice wise. I can get a sentence out, but then I have to have a coughing fit to make up for it. Had no sleep at all last night, and just fell asleep at my computer. To make matters worse, I had a 'romantic' dream about Jeremy Clarkson, of all people. Thank you, brain. Way to kick a girl when she's down.