I spend all day obsessive-compulsively changing all my Lupins to Remuses, and I miss out on the greatest fic brainstorm. Snape trading Dung for a satsuma is priceless. Surely he'll bargain to try and get Tonks on his team, though? Though be careful -- if he calls her Nymphadora, you might get reviews telling you to be careful, lest you suggest Snape have Tonks lust.

ladybracknell, I'm sorry you're so ill! Has Remus come by with lemon and honey, and maybe some chocolate?