Am still awaiting Nursemaid Remus, sadly. I could definitely do with some brow mopping, though.
Snape trading Dung for a satsuma is priceless. Surely he'll bargain to try and get Tonks on his team, though? Though be careful -- if he calls her Nymphadora, you might get reviews telling you to be careful, lest you suggest Snape have Tonks lust.
And we all know you wouldn't want that ;). Snape would, of course, pick Tonks just to spite Remus, and Remus would get narked but try not to show it. Then he'd take his frustration out of Dung and tell him he wishes he'd stuck with the satsuma....
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Snape trading Dung for a satsuma is priceless. Surely he'll bargain to try and get Tonks on his team, though? Though be careful -- if he calls her Nymphadora, you might get reviews telling you to be careful, lest you suggest Snape have Tonks lust.
And we all know you wouldn't want that ;). Snape would, of course, pick Tonks just to spite Remus, and Remus would get narked but try not to show it. Then he'd take his frustration out of Dung and tell him he wishes he'd stuck with the satsuma....