Funnily enough, although Remus hasn't found it at all amusing, Tonks has ended up on Snape's team. Still, Remus has the dubious assistance of Sirius, Arthur and Dung to make up for it, so I don't know why he's so bitter and twisted... Sirius has even offered to play footsie under the table so he doesn't miss out. ;)

I'm thinking of referring to her as Nymphie throughout all this, to avoid all possible name difficulties. I know that's a firm favourite amongst many, and it'll be interesting to see if I can type it without grinding my teeth at the same time.

You're still Crookshanked? No improvement? You really need DT brought forward to tonight, I think, though it will doubtless cause more brow-mopping.