Spooky. I went red yesterday....

I'd forgotten how draining red is, actually (I'd been proper black for a while), so you may well be better off with a barely-there than the makes-me-look-recently-deceased-unless-I'm-wearing-a-ton-of-make-up auburn I've ended up with.....

I'm rubbish at getting out of things I don't want to do. You could always try the line from Annie Hall about your racoon being sick?