I bet Noel works in Topshop now, or something. Oh the life of a former pop star. Where we live is littered with former musicians, actually. At one point, the bass player from King Adora came round to quote for painting our lounge....

Extras was hilarious tonight, I thought. I couldn't watch the last bit, where Ian McKellen was trying to force him into the kiss.

Did Suzanne have Darren Day's baby? Is there any female in the C list showbiz world Darren Day hasn't slept with? I fear for Connie from Maria....