I seem to be putting a lot of sub-genres into this, including ones I've made up especially for the occasion. I think I'm just worried everyone will go 'Oh, more romance' so I'm writing anti-romance at present.

I think Crotchcrank is when your jeans cut you in two. ;)

Hubby has let me play one if his exclusive computer games. I've blasted lots of things, amassed lots of points, and think I've found another good way to waste time!

Your icon is fab, but godricgal has a wonderful selection. Mind you, she keeps going out and buying DVDs recommended to me, and then telling me how good they are... ;)