Eight? Wow! My Mum is the oldest of eight, so I do have millions of cousins, most of whom I've never met. And, hopefully, one might be Sirius. ;)

I'm going to need the Fake Tan Book myself as on the rare occasions I try, I prove beyond all doubt that the words 'streak-free' do not apply to me. They're very friendly robots though, as far as World Dominators go... ;)