Skiving Or Having A Well-Earned Break

[gilpin25]

Snagged fron enomis57, and because it's got to be better than the last one of these I did. Hasn't it?!

You Are Likely an Only Child

At your darkest moments, you feel frustrated. At work and school, you do best when you're organizing. When you love someone, you tend to worry about them. In friendship, you are emotional and sympathetic. Your ideal careers are: radio announcer, finance, teaching, ministry, and management. You will leave your mark on the world with organizational leadership, maybe as the author of self-help books.

The Birth Order Predictor

Well I am an only child, so it's got one thing right. And I'd like to reorganize the sentence "You are likely an only child", so that's another. I've tried the career in finance, and we didn't like each other much. And I'll shortly be publishing my self-help book, called 'Living In A Tan World - How To Fake Tan Your Way Through Life,' by Gilpin.

And I expect you all to buy it or my robots will get you ... ;)

Comments

[an-fhanai.livejournal.com]

Oh, this one was waaaaay off for me. I got the same result that you did - unfortunately I'm the middle of eight children. Highly amusing.

I can't fake a tan to save my life, given my tendency to glow in the dark, so I'll just have to resign myself to the inevitable attack-by-robot. :P

[gilpin25.livejournal.com]

Eight? Wow! My Mum is the oldest of eight, so I do have millions of cousins, most of whom I've never met. And, hopefully, one might be Sirius. ;)

I'm going to need the Fake Tan Book myself as on the rare occasions I try, I prove beyond all doubt that the words 'streak-free' do not apply to me. They're very friendly robots though, as far as World Dominators go... ;)

[bratanimus.livejournal.com]

Fake tans on me look stripy orange. Thank goodness my power color is lilac. Oh, wait. Lilac skin? Can your robots make pale skin "in" again ... permanently?

[gilpin25.livejournal.com]

Fear not! My robots can do anything; in fact, I've now got His and Her Robots as you can see in my stunning new icon. Besides, I feel a bit sorry for you being liliaceous - from my slightly hazy recollection of lessons in Agricultural Science at school (don't ask, we're in the country here;)), I seem to think you're now related to an onion ... ;)

On a more serious note, ladybracknell, mrstater and I will soon be forming the 'Pale But Interesting' Community for those of a pastel shade. Feel free to join. :)

[jdbracknell.livejournal.com]

Will our theme tune be James Brown singing 'It's a Tan, Tan, Tan World'?

[gilpin25.livejournal.com]

'...But it would be nothing without a pale woman or a girl?'

Yeah. Got to be!

[bratanimus.livejournal.com]

Excellent! I love onions and I think they are sadly underrated. Besides, onions go with everything ... just like tan. ;)

I would be honored to join the Pale But Interesting Community. Thanks! :D