So you come back from holiday and you have homework. The best part seems to be that I have five new stories to read, I'm not quite so sure about the Battle Cry thing which, apparently, I just had to discover...

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Striding on the wasteland, carrying a vorpal blade, cometh Gilpin! And she gives an ominous bellow: "I'm going to bludgeon you with such reckless abandon, you will drink poison and piss honey!"

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Is it me being paranoid or do I sound a bit Xena-like? Well, Xena-like if she was a shot-putter with hairy armpits, strapping thighs, and probably a beard that ladybracknell would recognise... No, I'm not convinced by this one, although there's a fair few people I could bludgeon with a lot of abandon, and obviously I do have an interesting turn of phrase there. ;)


Next I was tagged by bratty_jedi, pandorajones and celtmama to do a meme. I thought I'd given these up, but obviously it was only for a week's trial period.


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That's it. I'm going off to read other people's fics so as to distract me from all thoughts of tomorrow when it's fic posting day. mrstater says I'm not allowed to tweak any more. I think I need some earthy potato drink...