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gilpin25So you come back from holiday and you have homework. The best part seems to be that I have five new stories to read, I'm not quite so sure about the Battle Cry thing which, apparently, I just had to discover...
Is it me being paranoid or do I sound a bit Xena-like? Well, Xena-like if she was a shot-putter with hairy armpits, strapping thighs, and probably a beard that![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ladybracknell would recognise... No, I'm not convinced by this one, although there's a fair few people I could bludgeon with a lot of abandon, and obviously I do have an interesting turn of phrase there. ;)
Next I was tagged bybratty_jedi, pandorajones and celtmama to do a meme. I thought I'd given these up, but obviously it was only for a week's trial period.
1. My maiden name is Italian, although it doesn't sound particularly so. My Dad researched our Family Tree and found out that part of the family fell out with the other back in the late 1700's and, in a bit of a huff, set sail for fame and fortune in England. (Apparently leaving a vast amount of wealth back in Italy with the other lot, which says a great deal for our intelligence). They ended up in Yorkshire, founded a firm of stonemasons, and helped build part of Ripon Cathedral. Another lot took the wrong turn in their boat and ended up in Ireland, which also says a lot for our navigational skills. Needless to say, I live in hope that one day some Italian count will turn up on my doorstep, and cry 'Bonjourno! I bring all zat lira you are owed!'
2. I've got a small scar in front of my ear where I fell off a pony as a child, and he galloped over the top of me, giving me a whack on the head as he went. An inch the other way and, as they kept telling me while sewing me up, he'd have taken my ear off. I was more upset by having to have my hair shaved.
3. I used to do a lot of dancing as a child - ballet, tap, ballroom - and the summit of my ballet career was playing Mary, Mary Quite Contrary (yes, it was type-casting) at our local theatre. Shortly after this, the ballet teacher told me I couldn't do ballet and ride horses, so I'd have to choose between them. I never went to ballet again, and gave the other two up shortly afterwards so I could concentrate properly on falling off horses.
4. I met my husband at a badminton club. We played a game together, were thrashed, and agreed we'd avoid each other like the plague in future as we were clearly incompatible.
5. My best mate and I used to spend our days off from work at the cinema. We once saw five films in one day, including the same one twice. We had rectangular eyes afterwards, and a few problems for weeks afterwards with people who made a noise in front of us or went anywhere near popcorn.
6. On my first date with my eventual husband he took me to the cinema to see "Stargate." It was sold out when we got there, but in an incredibly impressive moment he marched up to the desk, asked if any tickets had been returned or someone not turned up (we were late), and triumphantly returned with two tickets. We sat in the back row, I got an eyelash in my eye for the last few minutes and couldn't see a thing (until I saw it on video I had no idea how it had ended), and when the credits rolled I left him there and ran for the loo, shouting 'Don't worry! Back soon!' One streaming eye and a lot of assurances that I wasn't crying at the film later, he decided to take me to a restaurant he knew - it was closed - so we ate chips in McDonalds and then went for a walk. It was a starry night and he knew the name of every star and every constellation, much likeladybracknell's Werewolf chapter. I was hooked...
I won't tag anyone else because I'm already late with my homework. Hopefully I'll get detention with Remus. ;)
That's it. I'm going off to read other people's fics so as to distract me from all thoughts of tomorrow when it's fic posting day.mrstater says I'm not allowed to tweak any more. I think I need some earthy potato drink...
Is it me being paranoid or do I sound a bit Xena-like? Well, Xena-like if she was a shot-putter with hairy armpits, strapping thighs, and probably a beard that
ladybracknell would recognise... No, I'm not convinced by this one, although there's a fair few people I could bludgeon with a lot of abandon, and obviously I do have an interesting turn of phrase there. ;)Next I was tagged by
bratty_jedi, pandorajones and celtmama to do a meme. I thought I'd given these up, but obviously it was only for a week's trial period.1. My maiden name is Italian, although it doesn't sound particularly so. My Dad researched our Family Tree and found out that part of the family fell out with the other back in the late 1700's and, in a bit of a huff, set sail for fame and fortune in England. (Apparently leaving a vast amount of wealth back in Italy with the other lot, which says a great deal for our intelligence). They ended up in Yorkshire, founded a firm of stonemasons, and helped build part of Ripon Cathedral. Another lot took the wrong turn in their boat and ended up in Ireland, which also says a lot for our navigational skills. Needless to say, I live in hope that one day some Italian count will turn up on my doorstep, and cry 'Bonjourno! I bring all zat lira you are owed!'
2. I've got a small scar in front of my ear where I fell off a pony as a child, and he galloped over the top of me, giving me a whack on the head as he went. An inch the other way and, as they kept telling me while sewing me up, he'd have taken my ear off. I was more upset by having to have my hair shaved.
3. I used to do a lot of dancing as a child - ballet, tap, ballroom - and the summit of my ballet career was playing Mary, Mary Quite Contrary (yes, it was type-casting) at our local theatre. Shortly after this, the ballet teacher told me I couldn't do ballet and ride horses, so I'd have to choose between them. I never went to ballet again, and gave the other two up shortly afterwards so I could concentrate properly on falling off horses.
4. I met my husband at a badminton club. We played a game together, were thrashed, and agreed we'd avoid each other like the plague in future as we were clearly incompatible.
5. My best mate and I used to spend our days off from work at the cinema. We once saw five films in one day, including the same one twice. We had rectangular eyes afterwards, and a few problems for weeks afterwards with people who made a noise in front of us or went anywhere near popcorn.
6. On my first date with my eventual husband he took me to the cinema to see "Stargate." It was sold out when we got there, but in an incredibly impressive moment he marched up to the desk, asked if any tickets had been returned or someone not turned up (we were late), and triumphantly returned with two tickets. We sat in the back row, I got an eyelash in my eye for the last few minutes and couldn't see a thing (until I saw it on video I had no idea how it had ended), and when the credits rolled I left him there and ran for the loo, shouting 'Don't worry! Back soon!' One streaming eye and a lot of assurances that I wasn't crying at the film later, he decided to take me to a restaurant he knew - it was closed - so we ate chips in McDonalds and then went for a walk. It was a starry night and he knew the name of every star and every constellation, much like
ladybracknell's Werewolf chapter. I was hooked...I won't tag anyone else because I'm already late with my homework. Hopefully I'll get detention with Remus. ;)
That's it. I'm going off to read other people's fics so as to distract me from all thoughts of tomorrow when it's fic posting day.
mrstater says I'm not allowed to tweak any more. I think I need some earthy potato drink...
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Date: 2006-09-17 07:29 pm (UTC)I too initially put Speed's appeal down to the tight white vest of Keanu - even though I'd never found him especially attractive before. Or since, come to think about it. Except maybe in The Matrix.
And how much did I love Moonlighting? Er, lots. I keep meaning to investigate it on DVD, but almost don't want to in case it's not as good as I remember.
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Date: 2006-09-17 07:47 pm (UTC)I've got them all on video - some have dated badly, but the early ones are still brilliant. You have to ignore her shoulder pads and very shiny tin foil dresses though. ;)
Does the Alan Davies icon mean you're a Jonathan Creek fan? Or just him? I like him, loved that show. Especially the Anthony Stewart Head pilot.
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Date: 2006-09-17 07:59 pm (UTC)One of the greatest insults, ever.
Am a massive Alan Davies fan, ever since I saw him in some comedy dive doing his alsation routine. I saw him about four times live, I think - on one occasion laughing so hard that I pulled a muscle in my stomach. Very much looking forward to the new series of QI, since Stephen Fry is also in my top ten favourite famous people.
And I just loved Jonathan Creek - one of my favourite TV shows of all time. I think the dialogue in it is fabulous, and The Boyfriend and I still use the 'the lightness of touch you have in the kitchen is a joy to behold' line whenever one of us does something disasterous with food. The one with Rik Mayal in is hilarious.
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Date: 2006-09-17 09:37 pm (UTC)Sadly I've never seen Alan Davies live, but he's one of those people I just have to look at and he makes me laugh. Especially in his Jonathan Creek duffle coat. I'd forgotten the 'lightness of touch' quote, it'll come in useful.
And these TV shows seem to be piling up (perhaps we should start our own channel, though you'll have to convert me to Ray Mears;)), but we never miss QI either. For Stephen, Alan and, though I normally don't like her, I always really enjoy them when they have Jo Brand on it.
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Date: 2006-09-17 10:00 pm (UTC)If memory serves, the Jonathan Creek duffle coat is actually Alan's own one - he turned up in it on the first day of filming, and they liked it so much they decided to go with it. See? Another useless factoid.
We should definitely set up our own TV station. I suppose you liked The Mary Whitehouse Experience too?
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Date: 2006-09-18 07:59 am (UTC)I'm sure you're right about the duffle coat as somewhere in the library that is our spare bedroom (if you stay over at our house, it's important not to have a phobia about going to sleep surrounded by books), we've got one about the series my husband was given a few years back. I'll have to dig it out. I very much like random useless facts too, so QI is the perfect show really.
The Mary Whitehouse Experience - not obsessively, but yes. Of course! We must have enough programmes for a day's viewing now. ;)