Skiving Or Having A Well-Earned Break

[gilpin25]

Snagged fron enomis57, and because it's got to be better than the last one of these I did. Hasn't it?!

You Are Likely an Only Child

At your darkest moments, you feel frustrated. At work and school, you do best when you're organizing. When you love someone, you tend to worry about them. In friendship, you are emotional and sympathetic. Your ideal careers are: radio announcer, finance, teaching, ministry, and management. You will leave your mark on the world with organizational leadership, maybe as the author of self-help books.

The Birth Order Predictor

Well I am an only child, so it's got one thing right. And I'd like to reorganize the sentence "You are likely an only child", so that's another. I've tried the career in finance, and we didn't like each other much. And I'll shortly be publishing my self-help book, called 'Living In A Tan World - How To Fake Tan Your Way Through Life,' by Gilpin.

And I expect you all to buy it or my robots will get you ... ;)

Comments

[mrstater.livejournal.com]

I've decided I resent you because you're trying to impose tan on me, and I just burn.

Will you lend your robots for when my book comes out?

[an-fhanai.livejournal.com]

Oh, this one was waaaaay off for me. I got the same result that you did - unfortunately I'm the middle of eight children. Highly amusing.

I can't fake a tan to save my life, given my tendency to glow in the dark, so I'll just have to resign myself to the inevitable attack-by-robot. :P

[bratty-jedi.livejournal.com]

This was off for me. I got first born, but I'm the baby. I only have one sister so it's not like I'm the baby with lots of older siblings spoiling me, but I have so many of the stereotypical youngest traits I'm a bit surprised this pegged me as an eldest child.

If your robots can somehow get money into my bank account after I finish purchasing all my school textbooks for the semester, I will gladly buy your book. Until the money shows up...