Skiving Or Having A Well-Earned Break

[gilpin25]

Snagged fron enomis57, and because it's got to be better than the last one of these I did. Hasn't it?!

You Are Likely an Only Child

At your darkest moments, you feel frustrated. At work and school, you do best when you're organizing. When you love someone, you tend to worry about them. In friendship, you are emotional and sympathetic. Your ideal careers are: radio announcer, finance, teaching, ministry, and management. You will leave your mark on the world with organizational leadership, maybe as the author of self-help books.

The Birth Order Predictor

Well I am an only child, so it's got one thing right. And I'd like to reorganize the sentence "You are likely an only child", so that's another. I've tried the career in finance, and we didn't like each other much. And I'll shortly be publishing my self-help book, called 'Living In A Tan World - How To Fake Tan Your Way Through Life,' by Gilpin.

And I expect you all to buy it or my robots will get you ... ;)

Comments

[gilpin25.livejournal.com]

If it wasn't for the amazing power of tan that I've discovered, I'd almost say all of these are a complete load of rubbish. ;)

So I have to pay you to buy my book, do I? Sounds reasonable to me, I'll have a word with the robots and see what I can do. Although they're a bit busy at the moment trying to tone everything plum-coloured down a bit ...

[bratty-jedi.livejournal.com]

I have so little in this world that I'm afraid I won't give up my plum without a fight. In fact, I may have to up the plumness (yes, that is a work because I said so) of my life.

[bratty-jedi.livejournal.com]

By the by, it just dawned on me that I haven't ever actually friended you. Would you mind if I rectify that?

[gilpin25.livejournal.com]

A robot is on its way to friend you as you're clearly very plummy. :)